Andrew I chose you for a reason
believe these people show me the best
numbers this place has ever seen last
quarter we saw 4% growth
double it you got it double done I’m not
kidding neither am i it’s already done
huh I’m just kidding it’s gonna take
some time
double seems like a basic reward system
where you give us points and then we
redeem those points for prizes you’re
exactly right and you get a point
oh uh is that a vibrator 20 points how
does one get a point I’ve outlined the
exact parameters in an email so check
your spam folders but basically you do
your job better you get points so
collect 15 points and redeem them for
this polar bear why isn’t a little kid
stuff in a vibrator it’s so gross
there’s lots of stuff John Irving
collected works 22 points or you can
pool your points and redeem 55 for this
maternity shirt mm-hmm
how about you want us to work harder
pays more I can’t this point system is
really insulting ooh well I didn’t mean
to offend you and I hope you’ll forgive
me because I am very very sorry 16
points
it’s a tablecloth what if we went all
the way up to 500 points yeah it’s a
crazy amount of points but what if what
do you want Oh No for such a crazy
number I’d like something pretty crazy
all right for 500 points I will wear a
dress to work that’s pretty good
what about for a thousand points I’ll
run naked through the parking lot with a
doughnut on my ding-dong yeah you like
that all right for 5000 points I will
let you tattoo whatever you want on the
stern of the oldest s Bedard all right
all right and you are totally serious
swear to God hope to die now let’s get
to work wait but you did say we could
pool our points right in that case let’s
get to work yeah
I can have it to you by the beginning
next week alright thank you very much uh
Phyllis Bracken Otto ask for Donald
Clarence bananas ok backbone right
Andrew one one second file notice a
little bit of a mood shift around here
no I’m no se me really because I sat
next to Stanley for years and this is
naptime the process open I nap time he
balances the phone on the shoulder just
power down now look at him you got to
unleash the power of the pyramid
oh it’s timing I can send you some fun
mail for me I think it has something to
do with that incentive program Oh 100%
we all want to see you dead to your ass
uh I think beautiful water I was kidding
when they said that no you definitely
weren’t kidding and I came across loud
and clear oh by the way I want to find
this in 120 points yeah big sale don’t
worry about the line I’m gonna care
about points I would like a point
receipt though hey yes this is Jim
Halpert calling for Donald you hold on
for one second thank you very much you
talk to my ID at Kaufman took him one
day do you not recess it
okay keep in mind it’s not too late to
choose another prize and there are some
great new additions my car for a
thousand points or best offer what else
you got
oh and then this was Phyllis’s idea