went on a vacation mm-hmm kind of clear

my mind

I was good sounds fun it was yeah it was

good I get right to the point you know I

I feel good about myself for the first

time in a really long time and I’ve made

some big changes in my life and I miss

you I want us to go back together

– excuse me first thing DEFCON 20 she

wants to get back together what are you

gonna do I don’t know that’s why you’re

here help me you want to get back

together no no what do I do

just don’t get back together with her

what if she makes me how can she make

you get back together she made me do a

lot of things I didn’t want to do this

was a terrible relationship you were not

happy when you were with her I wasn’t

you’re so much happier now just go in

there and be strong you’re right you are

absolutely right I need to go in there

and tell her that we can’t be together

right Wow do it I’m in a very good place

right now

thank you okay uh-huh Jam We Need to

Talk

Janna’s in a different place right now

and it is a sign of maturity to give

people second chances so I’m going to

hear her out

oh my god

yeah bigger actually oh my god can you

believe that unbelievable Wow

you could put that up right there no

it’s fine I’m sure it must have been

weird for Jim when Roy and I were joking

around that one time I would never do

that waste of money

in my experience guys are way more

attracted to the back of you than in the

front

I love fake boobs oftentimes you find

them on strippers I find it offensive on

natural baby that’s how I like them

swing low Sweet Chariot

so there are a lot of things I would

like to do differently yeah I feel like

when we first got together that I had a

problem with my priorities first got

priority and if we could talk about a

way to approach a possible reconciler no

no no no no I’ll tell you this it is not

because of the boob job excuse me boob

enhancement that would be shallow and

this is the opposite of shallow this is

emotionally magnificent

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