sensitivity training is that you cannot
make fun of a person for something or
some action that they have done that
they regret you can only make fun of
things that they have control over like
Oscar is gay that is his choice we can
make fun of that I did not choose to
fall into a koi pond maybe you still
can’t make fun of people for race or
gender or sexual orientation who look
who let the lemon head into the room you
were a waste of life and you should give
up is what I want to say but I won’t
because that is why we are doing this
right now so Toby welcome to sensitivity
training for real show hands who here
has been koi ponded who here has been
the butt of a joke that has gone too far
Phyllis Michael you make fun of us every
day every single day you never said
anything we have countless times well it
is hard to tell the difference between
you guys saying stop because I want you
to stop or stop as in stop you’re making
me laugh so hard what you’re doing is so
funny you are on a roll I am busting a
gut stop that’s never been the case we
are going to make a do not mock last
okay anything that we think might be out
of bounds we put on this list anything
you put on this list you cannot be
teased about got it I’m gonna kick it
off let’s see what I have to put on the
list right okay I also have fallen into
the fountain at the Steamtown mall fell
into the second fountain can you kick me
out of the meeting now go go
starting today teasing will no longer be
tolerated you mean there’s no teasing of
any kind no no just things that are on
the list that is the beauty of it okay
who else who else break come on I don’t
want people making fun of my nose your
nose it’s too small the geometric
proportions of my face are perfect in
every way but one my nose is too small I
mean it still works I can smell things I
just have to be a lot closer than most
people oh my that is small just write it
down please can you breathe okay what
keeps your glasses on hey it’s on the
list everybody know I haven’t finished
writing did you sneeze it off that’s it
no more okay who else who else everybody
get their chance I don’t want people
making fun of my weight okay that’s too
broad it’s got to be something else how
about your stomach YUM who else I’m very
sensitive about my petite figure Oh God
I am I’m afraid of being thrown around
like a football well you know Nicole
Richie might think that you are fat does
that make you feel better
Meredith I don’t want to say that loud
okay fine come on up here write it
yourself and don’t sign your name to it
and nobody look away look away well I
really didn’t want to put it on the
board but I thought maybe it wasn’t
gonna come out somehow so what are you
gonna do
okay some of you may have noticed I’m in
a kind of ill-defined relationship type
of thing okay what do you want me to
write just but Kelly that’s still going
on I will claw your tiny nose off it’s
on the list creed your turn if I write
it down I can’t be charged with it yeah
no one said that
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