we’ll have you down for 88 at 4 16.

who is this

in the original matrix movie seeing the

same cat twice was a glitch in the

system it was proof that the matrix was

real

training the cat was both easier and

more boring than i thought it would be

it basically involved putting down

little piles of treats

the cat barely cared that it had to run

through the ceiling

why didn’t we just get two black hats

okay turns out glenn in the warehouse

has a twin brother that dwight doesn’t

know about

ben

so we threw them in too this just came

for you

hello meet me in the warehouse but watch

out for the men in reception there’s no

minutes

in the warehouse

hank

that is the name i allowed you to know

me by while i watched over you

waiting for the time to approach that

time has come

and now you may know my real name

dorpheus dorpheus i’m morpheus’s brother

but the matrix isn’t real it’s a trilogy

of

flawless life-changing films and an

online game

the first matrix movie was a program

written by my team

to prepare people for the truth but then

the machines countered with their own

program

to make it seem as if the peace was

achieved so

there is no peace there is not oh that

is terrible

news dwight we need your help i would

like you to join my underground

army and help us wage war for the

freedom

of all humankind hank is good on his

feet

right i told you he’d nail it

if you take the blue pill you will stay

in the matrix

you will remember none of this life will

go on as it is for you

if you take the red pill i will open

your eyes

and you will see just how deep the

rabbit hole goes

i’ll take the blue pill wait now the

blue will keep you in the program

the red’s the cool one i understand i’d

like the blue pill please

well maybe i didn’t explain myself

clearly if you know you were very clear

it’s just god you know

i really appreciate the work that you

and your brother are doing i appreciate

it’s too small a word

but the timing is terrible right now

they just promoted me to manager

plus i own this building i run a very

substantial farm and i’m getting married

soon

to a woman i love and okay yeah maybe

that love is just zeros and ones but

i don’t want to lose it no one hates

machines more than me

but i’m happy

i’m truly happy oh

are you kidding me i hired 30 people

if the blue pill is not safe to swallow

someone should tell us now

who are you talking to dio

trinity

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